Monday, February 9, 2009

Chap Goh Mei Night - Phone Conversation

Beep, beep, beep, beep , the phone rings.

The wife Cynthia picks up the call : Hi !

The husband named John: Where are you?

Cynthia : Hmmmm at home, listening to music.

John : Why don't you go to watch Lion dance or go to watch Gurney Drive tonight?

Cynthia : I am not interested,. Besides it is too crowded and pack. I cannot stay in crowded place, that makes me lonely. Lonely in a crowd.

John: Why don't you called your friend Celia to go with you then?

Cynthia : Celia has her own companion.

John : Why don't you ask somebody else to go with you?

Cynthia : Oh no, no, everybody else are dead or not yet borned.

John : You should be going to to Gurney Drive to watch people throw oranges. Enjoy the ambience

Cynthia : What the fuck, wasted orange, better throw to my stomach or at least to you.

John : Aiyo, you bullshit queen.

Cynthia : Not bullshit, sincere honest answer. You knew I have been watching this parade or ritual so many times before and I am bored seeing them again.

John is unable to take Cynthia out tonight because John has been posted to work in another country by his company.

* P.S. Inspired by the so many times talked about throwing oranges to the sea by so many people. The conversation didn't take place actually. Just a work of fiction.

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